Jaclyn (un)Washed Up and Over the (s)Hill, No Longer on Fleek

[barbs001]

Instastories:
Yet ANOTHER launch.
Still shilling her Amazon favorites video.
Talks about people saying she isn't humble because she shows off expensive items and then goes on to imply she's donated over $1,000,000 (yes, 1 Million+) to stop human trafficking and gave a homeless man $500 today.

This goofy bitch.

[fizzwizz12]

oh look... she's claiming she's a great person again.

broken record thy name is jaclyn.

[tar]

She’s like a broken record. It’s the same from her over and over; month after month; year after year.

[fizzwizz12]

Instastories:
Yet ANOTHER launch.
Still shilling her Amazon favorites video.
Talks about people saying she isn't humble because she shows off expensive items and then goes on to imply she's donated over $1,000,000 (yes, 1 Million+) to stop human trafficking and gave a homeless man $500 today.

This goofy bitch.

hahahahaha, your goofy bitch comment made my night

[captaincaliena]

Instastories:
Yet ANOTHER launch.
Still shilling her Amazon favorites video.
Talks about people saying she isn't humble because she shows off expensive items and then goes on to imply she's donated over $1,000,000 (yes, 1 Million+) to stop human trafficking and gave a homeless man $500 today.

This goofy bitch.

"this goofy bitch" LOL!!!! Thank you for the laugh today!

Over 1 million, yeah sure. Lets see the friggen receipts for that. I don't know if anyone is watching the JD/Amber Heard trial but she also claimed she donated millions to charity and low and behold there's no record of any money ever coming in. Hmmmm...

[Pfffft]

Amazon stuff. She actually thought looks better than usual. Her makeup is very pretty and her face doesn’t look like the cabbage patch doll & lips aren’t insane. Her hair is unfortunately still black. But it’s 90 in FL & she’s in sweats again. Unreal

[Tttttrassh]

oh look... she's claiming she's a great person again.

broken record thy name is jaclyn.

If you have to claim you are a good person, you probably aren’t.

[deeeeznutz]

The new video on Jordan's channel is another of his typical garbage 'recipes', I could only watch long enough to get the screenshot.

I hope you can see this video, it's from her instagram stories, uploaded together on Imgur:

My guess is it's her own shitty makeup oxidizing to shit, a problem others have noted. Note that her hands look pretty normal. She's such a dumbass.



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From a gal who CLAIMS they went to school for photography, a white background is not it for that mango colored face.

[nattydread]

She creates new words when she word vomits.....she SWUPT the blush on her cheeks....she must have alcohol on da brain because I had to google that word and it has an urban def. of.....To be high or drunk. She also said SATTON DOWN in this vid.....

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxxUokMQwxhE ... 4DFkYYAZuv

[Chiyou]

She creates new words when she word vomits.....she SWUPT the blush on her cheeks....she must have alcohol on da brain because I had to google that word and it has an urban def. of.....To be high or drunk. She also said SATTON DOWN in this vid.....

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxxUokMQwxhE ... 4DFkYYAZuv

She has also said "boughten" before and used phrases like "Jordan and I's" so she's definitely not the beacon of English grammar or vocabulary here. She doesn't seem to understand plural possessives or past participles.

[deeeeznutz]

I will never understand her NEED to get more lip work done. I know she has always been insecure about her top lip but damn! She got the cheek stuff which she states she regrets and yet now wants some new lip flip procedure.

Nothing will ever be enough.

[fizzwizz12]

baboon ass lips are coming back! can she bring back the ronald mcdonald hair too?

[nattydread]

She creates new words when she word vomits.....she SWUPT the blush on her cheeks....she must have alcohol on da brain because I had to google that word and it has an urban def. of.....To be high or drunk. She also said SATTON DOWN in this vid.....

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxxUokMQwxhE ... 4DFkYYAZuv

She has also said "boughten" before and used phrases like "Jordan and I's" so she's definitely not the beacon of English grammar or vocabulary here. She doesn't seem to understand plural possessives or past participles.

I remember "BOUGHTEN"....every beauty guru started using that word too. I seem to recall her saying WETTEN....am I remembering incorrectly?

[fizzwizz12]

She has also said "boughten" before and used phrases like "Jordan and I's" so she's definitely not the beacon of English grammar or vocabulary here. She doesn't seem to understand plural possessives or past participles.

I remember "BOUGHTEN"....every beauty guru started using that word too. I seem to recall her saying WETTEN....am I remembering incorrectly?

i could be wrong, but i recall that as well...

plus, it just seems like something she'd say anyhow.

[Silverwinged]

She has also said "boughten" before and used phrases like "Jordan and I's" so she's definitely not the beacon of English grammar or vocabulary here. She doesn't seem to understand plural possessives or past participles.

I remember "BOUGHTEN"....every beauty guru started using that word too. I seem to recall her saying WETTEN....am I remembering incorrectly?

YEP! you are correct. she tried to say "dampen" and said wetten or wettened instead LOL

[Chiyou]

baboon ass lips are coming back! can she bring back the ronald mcdonald hair too?

Honestly, I'd rather she go back to her red hair instead of keeping this godawful black she's been doing for the past 4 years.

Speaking of her red hair, I remember watching a video of hers back then and she was talking about how people always ask her what color red she does and being the special snowflake that she is, she was saying that HER red was really hard to achieve because it's a custom blend by her hair stylist and not just a shade any hair stylist can do.

I didn't think much of it at the time because I was just getting into her content, but knowing who and how she is now, that definitely stood out to me as a special snowflake moment. She's not that unique

Honestly wish she would go back to her natural blond hair but I think the blond would make her fake tan look even more orange

[nattydread]

She just said she's on a budget while flexing expensive shoes.....where & when bitch??

[tar]

She just said she's on a budget while flexing expensive shoes.....where & when bitch??

I saw her say she’s on a budget. When has she ever been on a budget?
If Jaclyn really wants something she buys it.

Why would she need designer heels in the same style… a pair in every color? She’s an athletic shoe girl these days.

[fizzwizz12]

she's got some massive feet too!

[tar]

She used to lie about her shoe size all of the time back in the day. She was so embarrassed about the size of those feet.