The Pointless Guru - Endless Deyes of self praise: Part 15

[mozza74]

That's a great trick to check how well the merch is selling. He's sold 53 posters and 31 pop sockets since then. Good job it's a long way off Christmas with 671 pops left to flog..

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He’s such a massive dick. Who in their right mind would by this tat? Words fail me.

[Badcookie]

Just caught up, but i forgot to link this last time:
When the aga was on...

[elliemay10]

I saw this comment on one of the daily mail's recent articles about zoe. Found it interesting, it backs up those claims some parents had from HW about Alfie being rude/ignoring fans.




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[rai1234]

Uhhh, according to Holly's IG story they're going to Dubai...for 3 days. This is such a waste if I've ever seen one.

[elliemay10]

Uhhh, according to Holly's IG story they're going to Dubai...for 3 days. This is such a waste if I've ever seen one.

Thank you for sharing this info!


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[sandsgoldd]

Uhhh, according to Holly's IG story they're going to Dubai...for 3 days. This is such a waste if I've ever seen one.

Correct me if I wrong about Dubai’s laws but didn’t Alfie make some inspirational speech about the lgbtq community and he jets to a country which is extremely homophobic. If he’s as passionate about the lgbtq rights as he claims you’d think he’d pick somewhere a bit more accepting.

[rai1234]

Uhhh, according to Holly's IG story they're going to Dubai...for 3 days. This is such a waste if I've ever seen one.

Correct me if I wrong about Dubai’s laws but didn’t Alfie make some inspirational speech about the lgbtq community and he jets to a country which is extremely homophobic. If he’s as passionate about the lgbtq rights as he claims you’d think he’d pick somewhere a bit more accepting.

Yep you're right. Also Holly is bisexual and is currently dating a girl...and he's taking her to Dubai.

[AmenAmen91]

Uhhh, according to Holly's IG story they're going to Dubai...for 3 days. This is such a waste if I've ever seen one.

Tbh I did Dubai in 3 days. You need about 3-7 days

But then I went to L.A. for 7 days after

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[Emmy25]

I wouldn't go back to Dubai if you paid me. Luxury hotels but it's like Marbella now with the reality TV lot and very strict laws (not that Alfie would have read up on any of that). Savage dune buggies and sick camel rides coming up.

I'd be so so sad if Alfie was stopped by police and locked up for thinking he can drink a G&T on the beach *crosses fingers*

[xoxooo]

Uhhh, according to Holly's IG story they're going to Dubai...for 3 days. This is such a waste if I've ever seen one.

Tbh I did Dubai in 3 days. You need about 3-7 days

But then I went to L.A. for 7 days after

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yeah, i did dubai in 3-4 days as well! but only because i had a long flight with emirates where you can postpone your connecting flight for free, so it was more like a "cheap" extra holiday. but just flying from the uk to dubai for 3 days is really such a waste. it's do-able, but the flight alone is pretty tiring tbh. and we're talking about the guy who complained about jetlag from greece.

[miserlou]

Uhhh, according to Holly's IG story they're going to Dubai...for 3 days. This is such a waste if I've ever seen one.

Correct me if I wrong about Dubai’s laws but didn’t Alfie make some inspirational speech about the lgbtq community and he jets to a country which is extremely homophobic. If he’s as passionate about the lgbtq rights as he claims you’d think he’d pick somewhere a bit more accepting.

Yep you're right. Also Holly is bisexual and is currently dating a girl...and he's taking her to Dubai.

I don't like Alfie, but he's not forcing her to go. She obviously doesn't care and that's not really Alfie's problem

[justmiss]

Uhhh, according to Holly's IG story they're going to Dubai...for 3 days. This is such a waste if I've ever seen one.

Correct me if I wrong about Dubai’s laws but didn’t Alfie make some inspirational speech about the lgbtq community and he jets to a country which is extremely homophobic. If he’s as passionate about the lgbtq rights as he claims you’d think he’d pick somewhere a bit more accepting.

Yep you're right. Also Holly is bisexual and is currently dating a girl...and he's taking her to Dubai.

I don't like Alfie, but he's not forcing her to go. She obviously doesn't care and that's not really Alfie's problem

In a vlog he said that he organised it as a gift for his school friends and that they didn't know where they are going. This is something that you take into consideration while doing such a sulrise

[rai1234]

Uhhh, according to Holly's IG story they're going to Dubai...for 3 days. This is such a waste if I've ever seen one.

Correct me if I wrong about Dubai’s laws but didn’t Alfie make some inspirational speech about the lgbtq community and he jets to a country which is extremely homophobic. If he’s as passionate about the lgbtq rights as he claims you’d think he’d pick somewhere a bit more accepting.

Yep you're right. Also Holly is bisexual and is currently dating a girl...and he's taking her to Dubai.

I don't like Alfie, but he's not forcing her to go. She obviously doesn't care and that's not really Alfie's problem

In a vlog he said that he organised it as a gift for his school friends and that they didn't know where they are going. This is something that you take into consideration while doing such a sulrise

And he didn't even tell them where they were going until they got to the airport.

[Guest]

Have they ever mentioned why they stopped doing Zalfie sims?

Because it was hella boring

[kimdoyeon]

idk why he couldn't vlog just because he was planning for a trip. that really shows that he doesn't put in any effort to schedule his vlogs.

[toryvilla]

I hope he tries to blow the room service guy and gets 20 years in prison.

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[mozza74]

I hope he tries to blow the room service guy and gets 20 years in prison.

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Well that’s an image I can’t get out of my head now, cheers I can just hear him saying ‘yow, sick dick bro’.

[Am-I-Dreaming]

I know it was a couple of days ago, but on his latest vlog, does anyone think the last girl he approached in the street seemed really set up and fake?
She appeared super confident and said 'oh, are those the mentos with the pictures'. Seems a bit of a coincidence to choose someone who seemed cluded up about Mentos already!? Lol

[rickthesizzler]

how many gopros does one need?

[tok]

how many gopros does one need?

one for every office