The Schuerman Show Part 51~ Fake Friends & Fanny Packs

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I thought the top of the table was glass? What are they painting?


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I imagine a new piece of tempered glass that size would be pretty pricey, so it looks like he just slapped a piece of plywood on the top and called it a day. It's better than nothing, but damn, it should have never broken in the first place, it was barely a year old! Careless Jobless is the reason this family will never have anything nice.
Did that dumbfuck break their patio table?
His negligent laziness did. He didn't bother to put the umbrella away during a windstorm and a gust came and blew the thing over. I guess he was too busy deleting comments or reading here to take 3 minutes and put it away.

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OT: Does anyone know what would cause an IP address to be permanently banned?


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Desert- I PM'd you.


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michelle wrote:Just a vintage filter I'm sure... :rofl: :rofl:

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For someone who is self conscious about their teeth, she sure does like to draw attention to her mouth. Whether it be anus face, the awkward open mouth thing above or some garish shade of lipstick.
She is trying to do the "sexy vintage" thing and she ends up doing the "slack jawed doofus" thing.

This bish is so fucking clueless.

The photo woulda been nice had her mouth been closed. She's gonna get flies stuck in there.


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hellyeah wrote:Desert- I PM'd you.


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I tried to figure out what's going on but I can't. I'll have to kick up upstairs.
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hellyeah wrote:Desert- I PM'd you.


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I tried to figure out what's going on but I can't. I'll have to kick up upstairs.

Thanks Desert!!


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michelle wrote:"Makeover" aka, we can't afford a new table because we maxed out the credit cards, hopefully our trailer sells soon....

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I'm sure this riveting process will be the subject of the vlog tonight! Who's excited????? :roll: :roll:
Am I the only one who saw the comment by Juice Douche "you go big daddy"


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:rofl: Jay wouldn't be a "daddy", he'd be a big ol' bear. I hope you all know what I mean. lol

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Edie wrote:
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michelle wrote:"Makeover" aka, we can't afford a new table because we maxed out the credit cards, hopefully our trailer sells soon....

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I'm sure this riveting process will be the subject of the vlog tonight! Who's excited????? :roll: :roll:
Am I the only one who saw the comment by Juice Douche "you go big daddy"


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:rofl: Jay wouldn't be a "daddy", he'd be a big ol' bear. I hope you all know what I mean. lol
Or a short, round one... :rofl:
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Dipshit minions asking when Jobless is going to remodel the Tahoe house.

How about never, you morons! They are renting! Landlords don't appreciate it when people who are renting their houses remodel them!

Sam and Jobless' fans are as but fucking stupid as they are. :rofl:
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I love the picture of pissy Lily! I'd feel the same way if I lived with the Scammer Family!


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I watched the other girl's vlog that Sam was in. Sam sure does stick her tongue out alot. And bulge her eyes. I felt kinda bad for the portly girl, I feel like Sam and Summer singled her out alot.

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That is what stood out in todays vlogg :rofl:

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i found out about their vlogs from 2 years ago generation beauty and when they visited itsjudyslife. I rarely watch their vlogs, but she looks so ridiculous with the pink hair. The little girl lilly when she was on the trampoline, crazy hair she looked like one of those possesed, scary dolls we see in movies. Sorry to say but the cuteness factor that attracts views/subs on other family vloggers channels, just isnt there with her kids. Are they still living in idaho or whatever? i checked socialblade, neither her channel or the vlogs channel is barely making any money. So how are they supporting themselves?

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The never ending conundrum. How are they supporting themselves?


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I've got to see how that table turned out :rofl: All he had to do was take measurements,go to the local lumber company.Have them cut I forgot what it is called.It is heavy plastic,we would get them when our screen door glass get broken.

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Sam is back in full on no shower, meth head mode. Didn't take her long.

Off to Home Depot to buy a piece of plywood for the table top and of course, the kids have to run wild, touch everyfuckingthing in the store, climb on every piece of furniture and tractor... Sam has to camp on the lawn furniture, as if she fucking owns the shit, her kid dancing and spinning in the isle.

Jobless, we don't give a fuck if your headboard creaks. Truly. We. Don't. Give. a. Fuck.

Keep Phoenix and his car off the street, you fucking morons.

Sam's baby talk...

Okay, I kinda like where they're going with that table top. The idea but the execution leaves something to be desired.

Sam, in the FREE FORD #scammerinpink #notherjob #hogmobile #gotitforjay was bitching about her dining table and black chair covers and benches. Didn't we tell her so? Over and over and over? I mean, we weren't even being mean about it.., We are moms, we know this shit. But Sam just called us haters. Uh-huh. Now... She is singing a different tune. She HATES her dining table, chairs and benches. :rofl:

Sam cheaped out buying perfume, got spoiled stuff and smelled bad all weekend! :rofl:
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Holy shit - I was outta that blog by 0:08

Sam's voice - no, just no

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She smelled bad all weekend because she doesn't bathe! I have a feeling we will be seeing that henna on her hand for waaaaaay longer than it's supposed to last.....
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That Jobless Finger. Pointing and tap-tap-tap-tapping on everyfuckingthing. Stahp it! :roll:
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Why didn't Jobless just get out his table saw and rip the lumber, himself? He is Renovation Man, after all. He Does It All. #sawyourownshit #carpenter #doityourself #cutitforme #pussyboy
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