JessamiCrackedNips92 / Jessamica92 Part 5

[frenchfriesandpizza]

Went the way of democracy...

[LurkyMcLurkerton]

It's not her fault she has cracked nips!!! It's GENETIC!!!! GOSH!

[LiddlePallid]

lmao her and her cracked nips!

[Lluna]

I imagine Elijah being a child and being told he's ugly (I don't wish him to turn out ugly btw) and answering "well, my mom says everything I have is genetic so that must be genetic as well".

[sugarrush]

Imagine how much he'll be made fun of for saying his double chin is genetic lol

[frenchfriesandpizza]

MY MOMMA TOLD ME THAT I "LOOK JUST LIKE HER AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL" SO TAKE THAT HATERS LOL!!!!!!!!! IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU CALL ME FAT LOL IDIOTS IT'S GENETIC!!!!!!

Also, 404 TEXT NOT FOUND is up and both there and GG2 have Messy threads... I'm conflicted. I have all of my thanks over here I'm so popular :'''''''''''''''''( MY INTERNET THUMBS UPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[LurkyMcLurkerton]

I think I'm staying over here for the time being. I don't really know that changing locations is necessary/seems like all of the drama has calmed down.

[jinalebcool]

Haha I am on both sites because I fallow different threads... it doesn't really matter to me where I am as long as I have somewhere to write haha

I haven't watch one of her videos for a long time and I decided ok lets see this one.. My impression:
- oh God she really kept that intro
- No Hi no nothing, just the baby
- AHHHHH what happened to her face!!!!!
- Boring day because she slept all day long? I thought she said she was babysitting...
- wait she is vlogging her cat while taking a number 2... like ew...
- I'm gonna pump, TMI, I am gonna pump because.... like you just said TMI why do you continue...
- STOP TOUCHING THAT BABY'S FACE WITH YOUR NASTY HANDS
- Daniel's not supporting the neck of the baby...
- No messy he is not holding his bottle he is just touching it...
- No bye? Ok bye...

[Taco Donations]

Wait.. doesn't she vlog every day? Doesnt that mean the vlog where she was drunk will be up soon?

[LurkyMcLurkerton]

She can't be dumb enough to post a vlog of her drunk self holding a baby?

ETA: So I was trying to be less stubborn and make an account at 404 TEXT NOT FOUND, it won't let me log in

[sugarrush]

Her latest vlog has bits of when she was drinking. Same vlog as her on the toilet! Not that it really shows anything, (except maybe a quedtionable bottle on the table. It may be steak sauce?) But I noticed she was wearing shorts and petting her cat with her foot just like the instagram photo of the same night she was drunk.

[LurkyMcLurkerton]

True, but we all know how they feel about changing/washing their clothes.

[Taco Donations]

Wasnt it yesterday she was denying it on twitter? And she uploads the vlog of the day after the actual day is that makes sense, so if the drunk thing happend,... I would think it would come today or maybe tomorrow? Who know's...

[sugarrush]

Good point about the clothes. But i think she said something about not posting the vlog until the day after because her head hurt or some excuse. I can't remember. I might be mixing it up with another day. Lol im pretty sure it was this last vlog though because she didnt show herself too much and daniel was bottle feeding the baby.

[sugarrush]

Also, messy rage on twitter happening now

[LurkyMcLurkerton]

[sugarrush]

Glad you jumped on it lurky! I only got a few of those tweets. Haha

[LurkyMcLurkerton]

Haha yeah, I'm anticipating a tweet dump in the near future so I figured might as well get them now.

[LiddlePallid]

She can't be dumb enough to post a vlog of her drunk self holding a baby?

ETA: So I was trying to be less stubborn and make an account at 404 TEXT NOT FOUND, it won't let me log in

I had to try it twice for some reason, it wouldn't send an activation email to the first email I used to I had to use my backup one and it worked. Weird. It's not too active over there though, I think everyone's so scattered now. I'm on all 3 damn sites because certain threads I like are more active on certain boards. As long as I can keep up it'll be good, I guess lmao

[jinalebcool]

What is she even talking about? And I am sorry but what kind of job does Daniel do so he has to take a drug test every month? Is he an athlete of some sort? I've never heard that one before... she is making shit up.. or is it a thing in the U.S.?

The only way, in my knowledge, that you have to do a drug test that frequently is either:
- you are a professional athlete
- you are in an Anonymous club and you are rehabilitating ( like the AA meetings but for drug addicts)
- you work in a rehabilitation program after graduating from it

Can't think of another reason he would take a drug test every damn month