Jessamicatshit92 / Jessamica92 Part 3

[penguinasaurus]

I really don't know, but no, the water breaking doesnt mean the baby will be here right away. It can still be days, and if she's not dilating the way they want, they can still take her away for a c-section.

[appleomega]

I find it really interesting that Daniel is always claiming people on this board live a sad life. I can think of nothing sadder than being about to birth your first child and sitting on twitter arguing with people. How sad is it they have no one else to share their "excitement" with than Messy's tween fans??

I'm actually sad FOR them.



** On the topic of water breakage, no there isn't a set time. Typically labor will progress after that but the longer it takes to deliver after your water breaking there is a higher risk of your baby getting an infection. I think around 24 hours is when they start deciding whether a C-section will be necessary

[Taco Donations]

Thanks for explaining. I've learned so much these days haha. She should honestly get her facts straight because everything baby related I've heard turned out complete bool shit.

[TacoDonationFan2]

Does anyone find it weird how messica posted her nasty pregnancy test...her mishape stomach...all Elijah shit and all that and now she say she in the "hospital" but there are no pics at all....I mean the time she should be doing stuff there were pics of everything now she laying there got all the time in the world am no pics....yea I think Jess at home make up this stuff

[penguinasaurus]

she posted one yesterday of the BP monitor they had her hooked up to, again. It could have been an old photo she reused though. I do see where youre going - maybe she really is just pregnant with cheeseburgers.

also.. this is cracking me up right now:

(thats Kai for people who dont read her thread, http://www.gurugossiper.com/viewforum.php?f=53)

[Taco Donations]

lmao

[DunisFun]

Haha! I really need to catch up on this Kai girl. I don't know where to start though.

[penguinasaurus]

Can the doctors even give her an epidural? Won't the leftover bits from her tail get in the way?

bad pic, but I can't find the other one where her weird back lump is more visible


ETA: oh wait, here it is

[TacoDonationFan2]

Jess is gonna have her baby next week....I mean they broke her water and she induced and everything....where's the damn baby? Yea I know they take a while but I mean it's almost 2/3 days now..I think Jess wanted to go there just to get food...think about it...she had no money she lazy but when ur in hospital....they cook and give u food...I really think this baby is gonna come like next Monday and messica just taken up space

[Taco Donations]

Makes sense haha

[TacoDonationFan2]

Makes sense haha

I mean they have done everything but put their hand in her Vajaja but who would want to do that they would get sucked up in there

[Taco Donations]

Or lose their hand haha

[penguinasaurus]

God damn, her stans are fucking insane. They're all either children, morons, or bat shit crazy (or some combination).

this had me lolling

[Taco Donations]

Do you guys also notice they mostly all have some sort of anger problems? haha

[limididdishun]

Jess is gonna have her baby next week....I mean they broke her water and she induced and everything....where's the damn baby? Yea I know they take a while but I mean it's almost 2/3 days now..I think Jess wanted to go there just to get food...think about it...she had no money she lazy but when ur in hospital....they cook and give u food...I really think this baby is gonna come like next Monday and messica just taken up space

Cheeseburger babies take a lot longer to birth.

[jinalebcool]

^ She normally put 2-3 pictures a day on instagram... she hasn't put any yet today

[Taco Donations]

Messy started tweeting me from this fake account accusing she found out who I was. lmao. I tweeted Messy I don't buy that crap and she should stop faking account.. If it's not her.. oh well I don't care either haha xD

[appleomega]

...pssssst....Messy...The contractions don't stop until the baby is actually out. Not sure if anyone told you. Sorry they are such an inconvenience.

[Taco Donations]

Appearently they are not to pain full because she can still tweet....

[Pallid]

She hasn't shit this kid out yet?! So much for him "wanting" out.

A couple things

1) Never ever drink while trying to get pregnant, you could already be pregnant when you drink. A concept Messy didn't grasp but Messy+Logic=error

2)Having access and passwords to everything of your spouses is seriously unhealthy. It shows there is no real trust if you need access to things like their facebook. It should really be
" I don't need to check up on what my partners doing, I trust them. I respect them and their personal space."
not
"If you love me you'll show me everything, facebook, texts, bank account. If you don't show me it means you're up to something. You're not an individual anymore."
Which one do you think represents DUI-Dan and Messy? An unhealthy attachment like theirs never lasts, it'll implode on it's self eventually.

3) DUI-Dan is probably antsy for this kid to come already. He probably only got a couple days off of work and has to go back tomorrow.