LearningtoTTCWithABaster Part 47: Alex Rodriquez

[Flowerpot45]

Alex sleeps like this overnight? Pretty sure her and Yar are not having sex.

[tar]

Exactly. That doesn’t inspire sexy time.

Note how dirty she looks. Her arms. I am sure it’s self tanner but it’s winter now. That doesn’t look clean.

[tar]

Then Alex had some iced Coffeemate with a little coffee added.

[tar]

Alex is still upset at Walmart because she didn’t get everything in her pickup order. If she had gone in
like everyone else she would have gotten what she wanted or at least known what she had.

[Flowerpot45]

Ok I know I shouldn't shit on anyone for being charitable but...

She spent how much time and money buying herself Uggs, Skims, and Nike vs the time and money spent on the adopted family? At some point, didn't she say "yea i can't find snow pants i'll just get a gift card i think i can do that." Again, charity is charity... but man Alex somehow manages to find ways to let her selfishness shine through. It's really a feat.

[tar]

Alex drove over to CVS pick up the things that she didn’t get from the Walmart
pickup order.

She wrapped her gifts and dropped her gifts off for the family.

She showed her Black Friday haul. She ordered 3 pairs of Uggs, a box of Skims clothing and and some Nike
apparel. She was buying for her elevated but casual look.

[chipn dip]

lol oh do they do skims to hide neck tyres?

[tallulah]

I have Bichon/Shih Tzu that weighs 18lbs and wears the same size sweaters it seems she puts Bruno

[tar]

Why can’t she see that Bruno’s sweater sizing is off?

[Jimbo]

Crumbl aren't even that good I don't understand. Insomnia Cookies are way better. Then again I'm not a human garbage disposal so

And why on earth would any gastric bypass patient (or person who has experienced bullying for their weight, for that matter) choose to make a video thumbnail including them shoving food into their open mouth? I feel like she’s baiting the trolls at this point.

I thought maybe she's being financed under the table by feeders, but let's be real Alex will binge eat for free so why pay.

[chipn dip]

Why can’t she see that Bruno’s sweater sizing is off?

is she trying to be quirky or does she genuinely not see her dog is not comfortable in those clothes? will she do the same to her baby, if she succeeds in trapping yar?

[tar]

Why can’t she see that Bruno’s sweater sizing is off?

is she trying to be quirky or does she genuinely not see her dog is not comfortable in those clothes? will she do the same to her baby, if she succeeds in trapping yar?

She will probably try to keep buying small baby clothes even as the baby grows. They should have got a
smaller breed of dog. Yar doesn’t seem that interested in Bruno anymore anyway.

[sincon]

lol oh do they do skims to hide neck tyres?

Yes, it's called Chins. Lol

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[chipn dip]

lol oh do they do skims to hide neck tyres?

Yes, it's called Chins. Lol

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if it was real, her and the braphog herself FoodieBeauty would be all over them ahahahaha

[saucinonu]

she’s showing the ovulation tests she uses in today’s vlogmas. she’s so weird. i feel like it’s another shortcut she’s trying. not tracking her cycles probably, not meeting with an OBGYN. just pissing on a clearblue and hoping her husband will sleep with her

[TimePod]

She will do anything to have this baby except stick with a healthy diet and exercise

[tar]

Vlogmas Day 8
Alex went to the gym and showed a few shots of herself working out. She seems to hate going.
Afterwards, though, she said something about feeling good afterwards.

[lultimanotte]

She honestly said “I don’t eat much either” during the Crumbl tasting when Greta said that she’d only like a little bit. Lololol


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[tar]

I saw that. She’s really not self-aware. It looked like she was handing out good portions of each Crumbl cookie to each person for the taste test. I wouldn’t be able to eat all of that.

[tar]

Alex puts on her makeup, picks up the Crumbl cookies and heads to Grandma’s house for a taste test.