Aspyn “Ewwterus” Ovard - Part 21

Post by **Alkmy** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:31 am

belenyl wrote: ↑ I think it’s so funny that she gets these pictures taken (engagement pictures, wedding pictures, pregnancy announcement pictures, maternity pictures) and doesn’t do anything with them except post them on Instagram

“I don’t like family pictures around the house” what the FUCK. WHY?! Seriously sooooooooooo odd.

Post by **Alkmy** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:36 am

abigail wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 03, 2019 4:25 pm
Peach has got to be the dumbest name I've ever heard

I like Peach

lol but COVE is the dumbest name IVE ever heard.

Post by **Alkmy** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:39 am

Guest wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:01 pm
I think it needs to be reiterated that Aspyn has already explicitly stated that Peach is, in fact, NOT the name

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She hasn’t said PEACHY isn’t. So technically it could be that

I know it’s probably not, but a lot of people don’t keep up with her that well so when she shows all this peach stuff in the nursery, it makes it seem like that’s the name. I don’t know why y’all have to get so mad every time someone says PEACH

Post by **Pinkngreentv** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:39 am

I was wondering if she would post the baby pictures around the house since she doesn’t like pictures lol

it probably won’t fit the aesthetic so she would probably just get a PINEAPPLE picture instead to put up lol

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Post by **opangatay** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:46 am

thealesc wrote:

Literally why is she so feisty towards her followers. She asked for newborn essentials and tips from other mamas and then when someone says they find an item to be overpriced, she gets personally offended? Calm your titties Asspen.

I feel bad for the “fans” who get hit by her attitude unexpectedly but it honestly makes me laugh sometimes because most youtubers do this to some extent, it’s like they’re trying to prove something but they just look rude and desperate lol. Aspyn seems to do it way more than anyone else and I can’t tell if it’s her personality or if she just takes things personally and feels the need to bark back? Immediately after seeing this I saw this on Shay Mitchell’s Instagram about her being pregnant and it’s not necessarily rude but I could 100% see Aspyn saying this lmao.

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Post by **poisonousprinces** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:48 am

Pinkngreentv wrote:I was wondering if she would post the baby pictures around the house since she doesn’t like pictures lol it probably won’t fit the aesthetic so she would probably just get a PINEAPPLE picture instead to put up lol

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Don’t be ridiculous.....it will obviously be a picture of a peach

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Post by **Pinkngreentv** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:48 am

Does this girl look like asssspyns friend to you?

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Post by **poisonousprinces** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:49 am

Pinkngreentv wrote:Cutie Açaí Baby Ferris

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Oh geez..imagine if the baby ends up being named “cutie” though
Five letters....wouldn’t pop up as common name...couple of asspyns name criteria ticked off

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Post by **MMBurt** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:00 am

poisonousprinces wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:49 am

Pinkngreentv wrote:Cutie Açaí Baby Ferris

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Oh geez..imagine if the baby ends up being named “cutie” though
Five letters....wouldn’t pop up as common name...couple of asspyns name criteria ticked off

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But it would probably have some "unique" spelling like "queut"

Post by **Alkmy** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:22 am

Pinkngreentv wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:48 am
Does this girl look like asssspyns friend to you?

Lauren? No, not at all.

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Post by **winterscoming** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:34 am

Cove is typically a boys name at least when I’ve seen/heard it and while I love gender neutral names, that doesn’t seem like something Aspyn would be into since everything always needs to be pink and pristine and feminine. A former lead singer of a band I love was named Cove.

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Post by **evr96** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:44 am

God her voice has gotten annoying. I watched some vlogs from like a year ago for comparison and it’s such a difference

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Post by **Pinkngreentv** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:50 am

MMBurt wrote:
poisonousprinces wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:49 am

Pinkngreentv wrote:Cutie Açaí Baby Ferris

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Oh geez..imagine if the baby ends up being named “cutie” though
Five letters....wouldn’t pop up as common name...couple of asspyns name criteria ticked off

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But it would probably have some "unique" spelling like "queut"

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Post by **MMBurt** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:15 am

Pinkngreentv wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:50 am

MMBurt wrote:
poisonousprinces wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:49 am

Pinkngreentv wrote:Cutie Açaí Baby Ferris

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Oh geez..imagine if the baby ends up being named “cutie” though
Five letters....wouldn’t pop up as common name...couple of asspyns name criteria ticked off

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But it would probably have some "unique" spelling like "queut"

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I am DYING AHHAHAHAH.

Post by **lamesauce** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:23 pm

Alkmy wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:39 am

Guest wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:01 pm
I think it needs to be reiterated that Aspyn has already explicitly stated that Peach is, in fact, NOT the name

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She hasn’t said PEACHY isn’t. So technically it could be that I know it’s probably not, but a lot of people don’t keep up with her that well so when she shows all this peach stuff in the nursery, it makes it seem like that’s the name. I don’t know why y’all have to get so mad every time someone says PEACH

She said it was 5 letters or less though.

Post by **opangatay** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:31 pm

These are sooooo impersonal it’s almost embarrassing. There’s nothing about these photos that says “Aspyn and Parker” besides the fact that there’s nothing in these photos that say “Aspyn and Parker” lmao. It literally looks like a maternity magazine contacted her and asked her to do a photo shoot with a random male model.

This is going to be really redundant but none of her photos document anything about her life, which is ironic because her entire JOB is documenting HER LIFE. It’s like a shitty cycle because she’s documenting her life but her life *is* documenting her life so nothing is actually documented. Does that make sense? Take a shot every time I say documented.

The only (very small) silver lining I’m getting from these is this little blurb at the end that shows more emotion from her than the entire rest of her pregnancy lol.

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Post by **autumnpe49** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:07 pm

Pinkngreentv wrote:Does this girl look like asssspyns friend to you?

I don’t think so either but ayyyy BB21

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Post by **wildflowers135** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:53 pm

How does she justify selling plain tshirts for $64? I don’t get it.

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Post by **soulinaearthsuit** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:38 pm

What if the baby’s name is acai?!

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Post by **hater gator** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:01 pm

opangatay wrote:

These are sooooo impersonal it’s almost embarrassing. There’s nothing about these photos that says “Aspyn and Parker” besides the fact that there’s nothing in these photos that say “Aspyn and Parker” lmao. It literally looks like a maternity magazine contacted her and asked her to do a photo shoot with a random male model.

This is going to be really redundant but none of her photos document anything about her life, which is ironic because her entire JOB is documenting HER LIFE. It’s like a shitty cycle because she’s documenting her life but her life *is* documenting her life so nothing is actually documented. Does that make sense? Take a shot every time I say documented.

The only (very small) silver lining I’m getting from these is this little blurb at the end that shows more emotion from her than the entire rest of her pregnancy lol.

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she’s always so fucking orange does she actually think she looks good or normal lol

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