We all know Maria doesn't take kindly to constructive criticism.
Even the gentlest of tips to help her better her makeup application, give her filming/lighting tips, suggestions for vid topics on her YT vids are met with any one of these: 1. Block 2. Comment not approved 3. Bitchy response.
Since I'm 99% sure that Maria reads here, how about we tell her right here on GG what she needs to do to better herself, her YT vids, anything we can think of to 'help' Maria become a better YTer.....and hey, maybe a better person. Well, it COULD happen.
AND, anyone else who makes YT vids and runs across these tips might also benefit.
Think of it as helping the Derps of YT.
I'll start:
MARIA:
If you want more followers, stop telling your Keek people that you are "going to be making a video" or "I'll be putting up a video later today or tomorrow or......" and then you don't follow through!
You always have an excuse as to why that specific video didn't get posted so stop telling everyone you are going to be putting up a vid. Just shut up and announce your new YT vid on Twitter WHEN it's actually on TY.
It's best if you don't say ANYTHING about a possible video coming up.
Even Blair and Elle get hundreds of negatives for not following through on their video uploads when they tell their subs they are going to have a vid up on TY. They get hell for that, as so many other YTers do.
Trust is number one when trying to gain an audience on TY.
Stop Apologizing!
Every TY vid of yours has you saying; "I'm sorry if some of you don't like this....."
Show confidence! If you're saying it or showing it....OWN IT, Damnit!
When making Keeks, please put your hands under your butt while filming.
Continuous playing twisty-twirly with pieces of your hair does NOT look professional, classy.
We know it's a nervous twitch....since you can't help it, at least learn to function around it......
Sit on your Fuckin' Hands while making Keeks!
OK, Next?
BargainBeautyMom General Thread Part 2
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HA! He was probably talking about Mariar!Rtc_Frtc wrote:From Urban Dictionary:
Again, you're all correct!
I would say ........
Putting 4 or 5 'tribute-type' pics of 9/11 on her Instagram, on her FB, on her Keek knowing she'll get praise from her Besties for being so loving to remember those who have fallen, isn't Milking It?
Talking about her birthday or her anniversary for weeks before the event......isn't that 'Milking It' ?
Maria: Pot, Kettle, Black.
UGH. As much as it pains me, because it would reduce my trainwreck entertainment LEARN TO EDIT YOUR DAMN VIDEOS MARIA.
Stop pretending people are leaveing you comments requests for the things you want to do. We can ALL read your comments and one ever requests that stuff, like the billioneth collection video.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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THIS THIS THIS!
"Stop pretending people are leaveing you comments requests for the things you want to do. We can ALL read your comments and one ever requests that stuff, like the billioneth collection video."
Also, along the same lines......Maria views her comments before she allows them to be posted.
Why even bother bringing it up or telling her viewers she got nasty comments?
Nobody saw those comments, nobody would be the wiser.
But Maria has to make sure to throw it out there that she gets negative comments, why?....
More 'Poor Me', of course!
It's not attractive, Maria, to always be seen as the 'wounded pigeon'.
IT GETS OLD, FAST.
"Stop pretending people are leaveing you comments requests for the things you want to do. We can ALL read your comments and one ever requests that stuff, like the billioneth collection video."
Also, along the same lines......Maria views her comments before she allows them to be posted.
Why even bother bringing it up or telling her viewers she got nasty comments?
Nobody saw those comments, nobody would be the wiser.
But Maria has to make sure to throw it out there that she gets negative comments, why?....
More 'Poor Me', of course!
It's not attractive, Maria, to always be seen as the 'wounded pigeon'.
IT GETS OLD, FAST.
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Here's another one: Stop copying other gurus! She was doing the Saturday/Sunday Chit Chat for awhile because other gurus were doing that. Now she does Friday Favorites because Melmphs and Txmommyofboys does them. She does first impressions videos because every damn guru on YT does them. Soon she'll be doing CraftyBeautyDiva Live! Or Subscription Box Videos or GOD HELP US FOLLOW ME AROUNDS.
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CraftyBeautyDiva live would be the greatest thing ever.
Hot date night tonight at Cici's Pizza, sexy.
Hot date night tonight at Cici's Pizza, sexy.
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CRAFTYBEAUTYDIVA LIVE ON AIR!
deerrrrpppp CARAH ITS NAT WORKING
BLAH BLAH MAYCUPS
OMG BOYZ R GROOOSS IMMA MARRIED WOMAN EWW
WHAT
WHY YALL MAKIN FUNNA ME I AINT DOING NOTHIN
OMG YER SO MEAN
IM LIKE CRYING
YER NOT GOOD CHRISTIANS
IM DONE HERE FUCKIN AHOLES
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deerrrrpppp CARAH ITS NAT WORKING
BLAH BLAH MAYCUPS
OMG BOYZ R GROOOSS IMMA MARRIED WOMAN EWW
WHAT
WHY YALL MAKIN FUNNA ME I AINT DOING NOTHIN
OMG YER SO MEAN
IM LIKE CRYING
YER NOT GOOD CHRISTIANS
IM DONE HERE FUCKIN AHOLES
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She also needs to stop rubbing her damn nose. She does it ALL THE TIME and it gets red right underneath and it grosses me out.
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I don't understand the constant refrain of "trying to get caught up on Keeks". It's not like it's work. The fact that these ladies don't have real jobs and thus have time to Keek all day is pathetic.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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How can they afford to eat out so damn much. With what they spend on fast food and makeup I don't see how any of their bills get paid.
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Add on what Derp spends in a month on makeup, & I don't see how they afford anything at all!sippin' wrote:How can they afford to eat out so damn much. With what they spend on fast food and makeup I don't see how any of their bills get paid.
Funny, she mentioned in her Keek going to Starbucks. She can spend more money on coffee, but she can't pay more for good quality makeup...
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Would she let the 'interview yourself tag' go already. No one cares.
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wonder how they afford to eat so much???remember they do not pay there bills and maria is such a damn lair no way in hell she lost 20 lbs by eating fast food shiz everydaySoJealous wrote:Add on what Derp spends in a month on makeup, & I don't see how they afford anything at all!sippin' wrote:How can they afford to eat out so damn much. With what they spend on fast food and makeup I don't see how any of their bills get paid.
Funny, she mentioned in her Keek going to Starbucks. She can spend more money on coffee, but she can't pay more for good quality makeup...
she buys friggin makeup and hoards it all
see you guys told you she wont buy MAC
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So their internet is still out.... Stop eating out and buying shit and pay the damn bill.
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I highly doubt Mariar buys coffee at Starbucks. She probably brings her dollar store pink lemonade in with her while she scarfs Starbucks' free wi- fi.
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Her husband has definitely lost about 50 pounds, and it's evident. But from looking at Maria's face, it should show if she's lost 20 pounds. That's a LOT of weight. So why does she look exactly the same?
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They don't own a scale so she's just pull the number out of her ass, Gary's been to the doctor and been weighed.
Don't talk about you nail fungus in the past tense when it's still raging on.
Don't talk about you nail fungus in the past tense when it's still raging on.
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DOES CARY EVER WEAR A SHIRT?! WAY too much flesh in the latest keeks.
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Bullshit. She hasn't lost 20 lbs.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.