BargainBeautyMom General Thread Part 1

[AWarmPlace]

Mariar twerking in a back alleyway with people throwing dollars at her and her gut flapping around and hitting her in the face and her double chins becoming quadruple chins...


Okay I'm gonna stop and bleach my brain now.

[Fat Shark]

Wait? Mariar is going to end someone?

[yestheyrereal]

I kinda like Bubba. He seems like a good guy who had the misfortune of hooking up with a total freak/derp/ ect. He applies makeup better than Mariar and his "crafts" are superior to anything she's ever done.
Yestheyarereal, did you see the carpet vifs??

Yes! It really makes one wonder.... I thought it was hilarious when she said she was a germaphobe recently. It does not seem there would be much evidence to support that

[yestheyrereal]

Mariar either can't or just doesn't know how to edit her videos. I may be sad if she ever learns how to do it. The long videos are kind of part of her "charm". And it's like an endurance test to watch them all the way through.

The one exception is her GRWMs. I have a hard time watching those. It's hard seeing her do things to her face that should not be done, like putting the St Ives body lotion on her EYELIDS . Then she's trying so hard to be Emilynoel83, chatting with the camera like she's talking to a girlfriend. it's really sad. This is a person with little to no social skills. She can't fake it without it being painful to watch.

ETA: I started watching the one RTC FRTC posted and she actually looks nice at the start without any make up on and her skin looks good.

I do not want her to try to edit. It is the sheer randomness of her vifs that I enjoy. I watched all of the latest yesterday except for the craft haul vif because the last one was so freaking dull. I even played her GRWM vif while I got ready! It made it extra funny. I was really struck by how little she has learned in terms of her eyeshadow application. She really clings to her way quite stubbornly.

[yestheyrereal]

Ahh you really are my soul sista. We had the same reactions to the vif. Except for the profusion, because I have no idea what it is like.

NEW VIFS:




The first one:
-Oh god more videos coming soon.
-Yayz, she's got her laptop back! 20 minute vifs again!
-AGAIN WITH HER FAMILY. Does she even know what she's doing?
-Profusion sucks. Also, note the gouges in the purple from swatching.
-Mariar totally needs more in your face colors.
-None of those colors are BAM. They're gross looking.
-OH MY GAWD SHE MENTIONED HER TIME OF THE MONTH WHY WHY WHY KEEP YOUR VAGINA TO YOURSELF SHOOT ME. I'm not even going to go any father.
-I'm totally going to hate on you for your cheap jewelry.
-No one is going to notice your ring, and no one gives a shit where you got it or if it's real or not.
-Can you imagine those two in Hot Topic? omg that wallet
-yes, a leopard print heart is totally "vintagey"
-all of your shit is tacky as fuck
-Good 'ol Cary, caring enough about your excessive use of lotion to give you permission to get a new bottle.
-Not related to the video, but I hate all summertime tropical scents. I really do. Carry on.
-Anyone want to stalk Derpy's FB? Maybe she'll accept you if you look innocent enough.


Okay I'm done for today. Overdose, I swear to god.

[AWarmPlace]

You're lucky then. Trust me, Profusion is pretty much crap. :p

[yestheyrereal]

You're lucky then. Trust me, Profusion is pretty much crap. :p

Is it just at dollar store?

Anyways, I am sad I watched all my Mariar yesterday, because now I have nothing to watch on the treadmill. I wish Mariar had a backup, a similarly awkward goooorooooo that I could watch when I am out of Mariar.

[AWarmPlace]

You're lucky then. Trust me, Profusion is pretty much crap. :p

Is it just at dollar store?

Anyways, I am sad I watched all my Mariar yesterday, because now I have nothing to watch on the treadmill. I wish Mariar had a backup, a similarly awkward goooorooooo that I could watch when I am out of Mariar.

IDK where it is, I got if for Christmas a few years back from people that mean well but don't understand.

You could always try the likes of MissVeronyka, though she's annoying and awful. Or 3140Babygirl, but she's kinda boring.

Wait.

No.

Treishapromua. She's a whole 'nother can of worms. Just do some searching.

[yestheyrereal]

Any particular videos I should check out from them?

[AWarmPlace]

Their whole channels are a wreck. If you're ever out of lowlifes to watch, just look at who Mariar mentions in a video or tags or whatever. She has a tendency to draw in the bad ones.

[yestheyrereal]

I ask because vifs have to be pretty wonky to distract me enough on the treadmill

[AWarmPlace]

Once you find yourself at the very bottom of the YouTubes, it can be a bit hard to climb back out again. Trust me on this one.

[Fat Shark]

ShyMande. That is all.

[AWarmPlace]

Oooof ShyMande is something else. I kinda feel bad for her though.

[yestheyrereal]

Oooof ShyMande is something else. I kinda feel bad for her though.

Agreed. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww......

Currently Bridezillas is saving the day...

[SoJealous]

Just watched her getting ready with me vif, & I'm confused about a few things:

Her eyelids CHAFE? (Sp?)
That's her LIGHT look? It looks like she got punched in the eyes by a dogs ass.
Does anyone else see the placement of the picture by the door? It's shoved between the door frame & the light switch. It's like she had to put it there to remind herself that someone actually wanted to marry her.
Why is she putting the darker color on the lid & the lighter in the crease? I mean I guess it doesn't matter because her lid space recedes into the abyss of her flappy lids when she's done.
She's getting tired of fried foods - they're supposed to be a treat Mariar, not a meal plan.
Is she really that stupid that the ugly "look" takes 20-25 minutes?! I can shower do my makeup take a shit and do the damn dishes in that time.
Man I hate this woman.

[yestheyrereal]

Just watched her getting ready with me vif, & I'm confused about a few things:

Her eyelids CHAFE? (Sp?)
That's her LIGHT look? It looks like she got punched in the eyes by a dogs ass.
Does anyone else see the placement of the picture by the door? It's shoved between the door frame & the light switch. It's like she had to put it there to remind herself that someone actually wanted to marry her.
Why is she putting the darker color on the lid & the lighter in the crease? I mean I guess it doesn't matter because her lid space recedes into the abyss of her flappy lids when she's done.
She's getting tired of fried foods - they're supposed to be a treat Mariar, not a meal plan.
Is she really that stupid that the ugly "look" takes 20-25 minutes?! I can shower do my makeup take a shit and do the damn dishes in that time.
Man I hate this woman.

Your eyelids would chafe too if you applied that much, that hard, to your eyelids on the daily. I have the same reaction as to her color choices. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????

You made me re-watch to see the picture thing. Weird.

I am also MUCH speedier, even when I am being fussy.

I lurrrrrrrve her. I find her baffling, but I appreciate what she brings to the table.

Also, she is extra difficult to comprehend on Keek today.

[yestheyrereal]

Also, it freaks me out whenever I find out she owns something that I do (i.e. the Naked Palette).

And why does she need so many backups?! WHY? Why does she need a backup of white nail polish? IT IS NOT GOING AWAY.

[yestheyrereal]

Her application in this GRWM is reminiscent of the Mad Hatter look, just with browns instead of purples.

[yestheyrereal]

Eyeshadow application is just really not her strength.

Not at all.