D.I.Why Deyes: 10000 Pointless Questions Why - Part 18

[magucken]

New thread. Enjoy!

[tilda]

Anyone watched Zoellas meetings vlog? Even though the team is making toxic products I found it interesting to see her involved. I can not imagine Alfie in this kind of situation with his frog voice and teen outfit.

[rai1234]

[Lamour88]

I can't get over how vain he is. He takes forever to get ready, preening himself in the mirror, and whenever he asks Zoe if this or that looks alright you can tell that she's answered a million times already. He was having serious drama thinking his coat didn't 'go with his outfit'... then it's off to have everyone go on and on about his tattoo... then he casually mentions later that it's Valentine's Day. I'm assuming they're not big on celebrating it but still, everything is really about him. I wonder if he has a much more difficult time handling Zoe's disproportionate fame and popularity than he'd have you believe.

[sid]

bet he's already planning tattoo number 2 - he'll have a sleeveful of them by the end of the year

[daisy_124]

bet he's already planning tattoo number 2 - he'll have a sleeveful of them by the end of the year

'Who', 'what', 'when' and 'where'

[GothMoth]

Anyone watched Zoellas meetings vlog? Even though the team is making toxic products I found it interesting to see her involved. I can not imagine Alfie in this kind of situation with his frog voice and teen outfit.

She wasn’t really involved. She picked out pre-made designs and talked like a child about bubbles. I feel like Alfo would be the same in that meeting “that packaging is sick, yow! I think we need the PB logo done in a savage colour”.
They both are like children playing grown ups. They try to show us they are savvy business people but have other people do all the actual work instead.

[Disney_Wolf]

I can't get over how vain he is. He takes forever to get ready, preening himself in the mirror, and whenever he asks Zoe if this or that looks alright you can tell that she's answered a million times already. He was having serious drama thinking his coat didn't 'go with his outfit'... then it's off to have everyone go on and on about his tattoo... then he casually mentions later that it's Valentine's Day. I'm assuming they're not big on celebrating it but still, everything is really about him. I wonder if he has a much more difficult time handling Zoe's disproportionate fame and popularity than he'd have you believe.

Honestly same, I can't believe how vain he is. It puts me in mind of the song that goes you're so vain, you probably think this song is bout you because of course in his mind everything really does revolve around him x

[gretucci]

The title is gold

[newtoyou]

Yey thanks for using my title idea!

[magucken]

Yey thanks for using my title idea!

Hey, it was a slam dunk! -- Sorry, I'm an idiot, forgot to credit you in the first post...

[Hem848484]

Following!

[Sarahb88]

[instagram][/instagram]

Not one photo of him and Zoe on his instagram from their trip. Of course he has to use her name in the caption (gotta get those likes!). Such couples gOalZz!! What a prick!

[ProfessorPnin]

bet he's already planning tattoo number 2 - he'll have a sleeveful of them by the end of the year

'Who', 'what', 'when' and 'where'

I think you mean 'Me,' 'What,' 'When,' and 'Where.'

[gretucci]

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Not one photo of him and Zoe on his instagram from their trip. Of course he has to use her name in the caption (gotta get those likes!). Such couples gOalZz!! What a prick!

to be fair, zoe hasn't posted pics with him either (if you don't count the one with the polaroids...)
they're a weird couple

[mozza74]

That’s it, I’m unfollowing these pair of babies on all platforms and just read here. I don’t need their pointless, vapid shite clogging up my timelines.

[blerghhhhhh]

Hahaha dude where’s my coat - save that for the next one

[Montymoo]

Why?

[Montymoo]

Why?

It’s deep montymoo....
Kept me awake all night pondering “why”
WHY.... do they put the fig IN THE FIG-ROLL (deep)
WHY... does zalfie have a museum in their garage for unused gym equipment whilst all 18 cars are parked outside
WHY... Do the both need 2 offices each yet leave the house for about an hour a day.

Why do we exist is obviously not as important

Why is Wagamamas edamame not as good delivered, as they are when fresh in the restaurant?

Why is life so cruel to make us ponder these questions?

[pinkfr0sting]

Just read this comment on Alfie’s latest insta post