PointlessWhines - Alfie Deyes part 2

[JustGlow]

Please continue here ladies and gentlemen

[miserlou]

Alfie definitely has a fetish for all things small.

[devilsadvocate]

This thread name

[ExpectoPatronum]

^^Ehhh...thanks Can a mod delete the porn spam, please?

[tyupdate]

Alfie definitely has a fetish for all things small.

hahah he does, doesn't he? he also likes cuddles,hugs, he's very touchy. might be very offtopic but this reminded me of lennie from the story of mice and men

[daisychainx]

http://vitamintalent.com/vitabites/no-y ... o.facebook

saw this and immediately thought of alfie and princess zoella. particularly in ref. to when they were supposed to be meeting narcus for breakfast that time.

[horatio]

What's wrong with him? Seriously, he whined enough about the damn dog but that turned out to only be a warm up for the whine to end all whines. I was dizzy from all the circles, he is so bad at constructing arguments.Plus he has the vocabulary of a 7 year old with English as second language. At one point while listing 'everything he does' he said was 'coming to the UK' ...?! Wow, he really does do so much.

What kept running through my head was why are you surprised your fans whinge and can't be logical, or to put it another way, are behaving like children....? But it's also quite astounding to see someone become so conceited they genuinely can't take criticism anymore. You always hear about it happening to people who get famous too fast or too young but they aren't usually vlogging the whole thing. The lack of editing to the mess of that monologue, further shows how vain he is and how incapable of being self critical. The arrogance of asking people to comment with 'I'm loyal'-as if raising any sort of concern is somehow 'anti-Alfie.'

And I don't know about anyone else, but after those ten solid minutes I was lulled into a false sense of security when he said goodnight...the feeling of doom when he popped up again with 'I thought it would be nice to show you what I got from the bluebird tea company!'
Enough already.

[amber202]

I'm expecting a Zoe styled "Sometimes it all gets a bit too much" video from Alfie soon. I could see him curled up in the fetal position. He needs to chill out and stay away from the comments section and most importanly GG. There's no way he isn't reading this board

[MalinaNox]

Watching him and Zoe try to justify their lives is so cringeworthy. He will never make it if he can't accept criticism.

[-P-]

I'm expecting a Zoe styled "Sometimes it all gets a bit too much" video from Alfie soon. I could see him curled up in the fetal position. He needs to chill out and stay away from the comments section and most importanly GG. There's no way he isn't reading this board

That'll be a sight to see!

[TrollDoll]

lool i dont think he is really soooo sad about the "hate" comments.. he is a good actor and really like pity parties.. so all he does in his vlog, is whine so all the comments are like "i feel so bad for Alfie...."

im getting really tired of him and zoe to the point where even ranting on this board doesnt do it for me anymore lol

[gr4pefruits]

To be honest, I like Marcus and Niomi, and I find their vlogs fun and cute and quite mature for Gleambots. Alfie and Zoe, however...

I don't know.

Sometimes I like Zoe. Other times I'm like, eh. She's too far gone, and it annoys me the way everyone licks her ass like it's the fountain of youth. She's nothing special. The only reason she and Alfie are "big" in YouTube is because they pander to the minds of pre-teens, with their constant 1D blabber and "pointless" tag videos.

and honestly, the sound of Alfie's voice is so grating.

[TrollDoll]

Sometimes I wonder if it's not a bit if a strategy for them.. To act like that so they can make more $$$ bc if you look at the views counts of Marcus and Alfie's vlog there's a big difference (alfie average 400k when Marcus struggle to gain 200k)

I've seen a lot of comments on Zoe's vlog saying "I like how you're the only beauty guru who is not into this healthy lifestyle shit, you're so natural and that's why I like you" ?!??!

I've tried watching Marcus vlog but often I click out of them because I zone out and I find myself thinking about something else in the middle of it lol I find them quite boring to be honest.

[catfishcatdog]

So from watching that latest vlog I've discovered that Alfie doesn't know the meaning of the word 'tactile' and that he pretends to be on a similar level to his 11 yr old fans. "50,000 pounds! I don't have that kind of money!" You're living in a million pound house mate, so yeah I think you actually definitely do have that kind of money. I also wouldn't want to spend that much cash to hire a venue to meet a bunch of kids, but let's not pretend that you couldn't afford it if you honestly wanted to do that.

[fleurish]

So what the flip is "i am loyal" all about in his comments from minions?!!?

Are they like brainwashed by Alfie, did he write on twitter: if you love my videos write that like a brainless prick?

[miserlou]

Guys, can you stop being such haters please. It's not Alfies fault that he has to try and weasel out even more money from his minions. It's just not his fault, and we shouldn't hate on him for it. It's all W H Smiths fault and Alfie really hates the fact that he is making more money off of these stupid teenage girls. I feel so sorry for him.

[carriekelley]

I would say that since moving into the house Alfie has become slightly more adult. From the boy who didn't know how to iron, he's now getting really excited about bedside tables that hide the wires lmao.

[Artanis]

A followback-account or as I call it "I want to give you the illusion, that I care about you with actually not caring at all!"-account. baffles me how people are happy, when he follows them back with that. he's basically saying: "You're not good enough for me following you with my REAL twitter-account"

Also pretty pathetic to name a vlog " Longest Vlog EVER", when the majority of the Vlog is passive aggresive bicthing, whining and moaning. Alfie, please never make a long Vlog again, if egotistical complaining is like the half of it. Keep it short. And Remember? Keep it positive!

[TrollDoll]

I would say that since moving into the house Alfie has become slightly more adult. From the boy who didn't know how to iron, he's now getting really excited about bedside tables that hide the wires lmao.

[Artanis]

Started the recent Vlog but for the love of God, I couldn't make it trough it. Telling other people to stay positive and it just rant after rant. Are you kidding me? Alfies a hypocrite and their talk about the pug was so cringeworthy. It's like they want to convince themselves that they are ready for the pug, but deep inside they super scared to f*** up. I know preparation is good, but throw the books away, get a pug, go to a dog grooming school and find a good vet and you're settled. Raising someone has a good deal to do with instinct! ok, it can scare you to buy a dog, if you never had one before, but the amount of planning is just ridiculous. And in my opinion they doing it wrong. Reading book after book, but never taken care of a dog for at least a whole day is the wrong way to learn about such a topic. They could started with walking a dog from a shelter (I don't know if this is possible in the UK, but in my country, you can go to a shelter and walk a dog for 1-2 hours so that the dog isn't in it's cage all day). Or they just could have taken care of a friends' dog for a weekend. I could be wrong, but i think I never saw them doing that. I know it's sounds like I'm nitpicking, but they talked to owners, bought a expensive house with a garden and read tons of books, but what they forgot the practical experience with a REAL dog. And in their head they seem to create this image of the perfect dog they are getting. They remind me of a complete naive couple, who think they becoming the parents of a realy gifted perfect dreamchild. The reality gonna hit them so hard