Jamie Paige

[astarisborn]

how on earth does this boring ass white girl have a jewelry collab? I feel like I’ve never heard her talk about style once let alone accessories and jewelry.

[daddyoh]

this early morning video.... i don't know why it annoyed me so much.

go to bed early and you'll wake up early! amazing tip. waking up at 5am, only starting work at 8am fsr (oh she said filming the video had her sidetracked... ok?). i hate these videos where they film and edit in the same day then still try to convince my 40 hr work week ass that this is what they do every single day.

[Gossgrl]

this early morning video.... i don't know why it annoyed me so much.

go to bed early and you'll wake up early! amazing tip. waking up at 5am, only starting work at 8am fsr (oh she said filming the video had her sidetracked... ok?). i hate these videos where they film and edit in the same day then still try to convince my 40 hr work week ass that this is what they do every single day.

yeah whenever they say "oh then I film for a couple hours and edit a video" it's just like... if that were true, you'd upload every single day because it's not like you can film one makeup tutorial/vid over several days. Nice try tho. Imagine getting up at 5am just to work for MAYBE 3 hours per day. Like you might as well sleep in lol. At least Alanna will admit that filming a video makes a day "extra busy," basically admitting she fucks around most days

[Poldl]

I'm watching her anti-stress holiday makeup tutorial

It is beautifully filmed and I like how she doesn't uses filters to hide skin texture, and I like the music even if every beauty youtuber nowadays use lofi music on their videos, but I can't stand the faces she makes at the camera. The "sexy" eyes and pouting lips, it makes me cringe lol

Also what is it with youtubers and drinking coffee and tea on camera? Is that supposed to make them ~~relatable~~? I don't know why but it annoys me so much.

[Raven_nevermore]

I'm watching her anti-stress holiday makeup tutorial

It is beautifully filmed and I like how she doesn't uses filters to hide skin texture, and I like the music even if every beauty youtuber nowadays use lofi music on their videos, but I can't stand the faces she makes at the camera. The "sexy" eyes and pouting lips, it makes me cringe lol

Also what is it with youtubers and drinking coffee and tea on camera? Is that supposed to make them ~~relatable~~? I don't know why but it annoys me so much.

I know her audience is all straight females why is she flirting with the camera??

[Ghrelin]

Man was it just me or was her bronzer not good in this new video, the upper half of her face was straight up orange

[Guest]

Her tutorial looked like Mariah Leonard's lol

[LucifersConsort]

Her tutorial looked like Mariah Leonard's lol

lol I saw them both on my feed and had to do a double take if it was a reupload. Uncanny.

[Rosie34567]

Her whole "I'm real and relatable" schtick just makes her seem lazy and annoyed whenever she films. Also, imo, her makeup always looks average at best.

[mattemattematte]

Her stupid eco-friendly Amazon haul. Ordering from Amazon defeats the purpose I can understand ordering online when you live in a small or secluded town, if you have disabilities, etc. But she has so many options in Montreal and she has a car! Plus she ordered so many of everything. She's a one person household!

[ohnoshedidnt]

Jamie is the epitome of girls who get a basic ass 30 min line tattoo and are suddenly "heavily tattooed"/"tattoo enthusiasts". girl please.

[insomniac1977]

Jamie is the epitome of girls who get a basic ass 30 min line tattoo and are suddenly "heavily tattooed"/"tattoo enthusiasts". girl please.

This. After she got her second tattoo she was going around saying she now had a half sleeve. Uh, bish, no you don't.

[vancitygirrrl]

She takes pics from the most unflattering angles... I don’t understand


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[Guest]

I completely forgot that she was Canadian... Is she actually Jewish? I've commented on YT and IG if she was Greek lol. (I'm Grecian-American) In some angles she looks like one of my sisters..only my sister doesn't have a big of a nose and squinty eyes. I got so tired of her over the past few years that I kept going back and forth on following her till I decided I was tired of being bombarded by basic Canadian bitches.

[Rosie34567]

I know I've already mentioned this but why does she always look annoyed/over it and "SO tired"?! No one is forcing her to be a youtuber. I don't want to watch a review from someone who is literally rolling her eyes and sighing at the camera, like it's a chore for her to be filming...it's such a downer.

And she overcompensates for her lack of business to prove how busy she is... waking up at 5:30am VOLUNTARILY doesn't mean you're suddenly a busy and accomplished adult. Just saying.

[undertheinfluence]

I dont like Jamie Paige but because I think she is tacky. Her nails are always the ugliest colors and her hair and clothing choices are baffling especially since it seems like she grew up rich. Her aesthetic is OFF. &She definitely seems like a brat but honestly also seems like she is willing to work hard. She wants to be a girl boss which I don't personally think is an admirable goal at all but she is at least trying unlike her fellow Canadians like Allegra Shaw (the worst), sleep in sell out Allana, and whiney ungrateful Sam.

[haze]

I recently watched her declutters and I can't stand her disclaimer about her keeping certain makeup products because "it's her job to review them." She is horrible at her job then cause she never really mentions the ten thousand lipsticks that she keeps and her reviews are not super in depth even if she mentions them. How many nudes/orange-y pinks does she need when they look the same on her lips?

I also can't stand her accent.

[ldycatherinedebourgh]

This thread has been dead for MONTHS but in her new Q&A video she mentions that she's been with her current boyfriend for over a year... meaning they got together early 2019, and I'm pretty sure she only broke up with David in late 2018? That just seems suuuper rushed, especially since she and David had been together for what, like 7 years? She and David started dating as teens and bought a house together. She also mentioned that since she met her current boyfriend they've spent almost every day together which just does not seem healthy, especially if this started a few months after her 7 year relationship ended. It seems like she just can't stand to be alone.

Also, completely unrelated, but it blows my mind how absolutely loaded her family must be. Her mom bought her a swarovski crystal leopard to commemorate their leopard tattoos, which I remember googling at the time and I think it retails for like $1000. What an absolutely insane amount of money to spend on a single piece of decor. She definitely grew up rich and I wouldn't be surprised if she has a trust fund.

[Rosie34567]

I'm just cackling at how she (and other gurus) will do a "natural" base, but then she'll pile on thick concealer on 80% of her face.
Just admit you like full-coverage, Jamie.

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[Pea2324]

since she met her current boyfriend they've spent almost every day together which just does not seem healthy, especially if this started a few months after her 7 year relationship ended. It seems like she just can't stand to be alone.

yikes! i agree.

PS not surprised this thread is kinda dead considering how boring her content is.