Sam Schuerman Part 54 ~ Meltdown Watch ~ Summer 2015

[Desert Wind]

And... Continue.

[SpringDuck]

Love the title

I'm so worried for Lily. She looks so frail and sickly. Sam your boob juice will not help her, she needs medical attention! They are so behind as well. I remember babysitting my cousin when he was Lily's age. He spoke clearly in sentences and made up stories playing with toy airplanes. It was such a joy to watch. Lily and Phoenix don't know how to truly play. That entire time at the beach she was just sitting with a massive bag of chips.

[FLOSSY77]

Great title. Desert Wind that pink cat brings me so much joy

[Imavlogwatcher]

Like the title, oh so true!! Views are getting too low things are about to get fishy ......
I would love to see her and Jay do a video where they sit down and really give responses to their issues. We all know they read here. They know the questions that are looming, they might gain a little by facing these things and telling their side. Talk about how long she is going to breastfeed, when she is going to really put them into school, does she feel like Lily is growing properly or has she had her checked to make sure she is ok.... It could be a good start for them if they wanted to save their channel seeing that it is their livelihood.

[Desert Wind]

Great title. Desert Wind that pink cat brings me so much joy

Thanks.

I saw that GIF and I had to have it in my signature.

[Desert Wind]

Cue the house hunt... That place really is too small for them, especially with all of the big, heavy furniture and the gross tonnage of Sam's "decor" packed into that space. Those idiots don't think in terms of life improvement. They don't make the connection between things going to shit and maybe they should reassess and take a new tack if their current routine isn't working. They are implacable and convinced that they are absolutely right in every aspect. They feel that there is nothing wrong and they don't need to change a thing.

If the pattern holds, pressure will build, their videos will get even shittier (hard to imagine how that could be possible but it is), the digs at the "haters" will fly faster and thicker, we will be getting more and more of the blame for their crappy outlook on life and their woes. Then one day it will happen. The vlog won't go up and their social media will be silent. Three days later, a fast video explaining that they are in the process of or have moved, everything is soooo perfect and they are soooo happy and blah, blah, blah.

Along comes the backlogged vlogs. The meltdowns. The poor me's and poor us! The haters are sooooo mean! Everyone was putting so much pressure on us and we just couldn't take it! We had to move and get a new house, this one is the perfect one! I'm sorry that I disappointed my fans... Lie, lie, lie. Cry, cry, cry.

And the vlogs will suck slightly less for a while. Jobless will spend like there is no tomorrow as he gobbles up the proceeds of the slight uptick in their numbers and income then... It will all begin, again.

Fuck. If I had to do all of that a couple of times a year...

[Barbie888]

I'm wondering.... They are renting, so this house belongs to someone. How, than they are comfortably showing Lily peeing on the carpet??? This was not the first incident and we also know that Norman is dribbling his urine on that carpet too !!
Norman also "rides" his big truck ON THE WALL!! All his ditsy mother did is said in a high pitch Mini Mouse voice : BE CAREFUL!!!!! DON"T SCRATCH THE WALLS !

[Desert Wind]

Great title. Desert Wind that pink cat brings me so much joy

I love your avatar. Patsy is one of my spirit animals.

[Desert Wind]

I'm wondering.... They are renting, so this house belongs to someone. How, than they are comfortably showing Lily peeing on the carpet??? This was not the first incident and we also know that Norman is dribbling his urine on that carpet too !!
Norman also "rides" his big truck ON THE WALL!! All his ditsy mother did is said in a high pitch Mini Mouse voice : BE CAREFUL!!!!! DON"T SCRATCH THE WALLS !

If I owned that house I'd kick their nasty asses out.

[FLOSSY77]

I bet they are nightmare to rent to. Who has the unfortunate job of coming in after to decat smell and scrape boogers off the walls.


Thanks. Patsy is mine as well. In fact since it's the Fourth I might have wine way too early than is acceptable.

[hellyeah]

I'm wondering.... They are renting, so this house belongs to someone. How, than they are comfortably showing Lily peeing on the carpet??? This was not the first incident and we also know that Norman is dribbling his urine on that carpet too !!
Norman also "rides" his big truck ON THE WALL!! All his ditsy mother did is said in a high pitch Mini Mouse voice : BE CAREFUL!!!!! DON"T SCRATCH THE WALLS !

Barbie, i thought the same thing regarding her urine on the carpet! I would never show my landlord that my dog pissed on the carpet; so why a child? Sam is stupid. I am almost convinced she lacks a brain. I mean really. She is not an intelligent person whatsoever.


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[XSuzX]

Hey, I have never posted on here before but I've lurked for a while, so Hi!
I have been watching Sam for about a year now and I found her vlogs via her makeup channel. I have read some of this site before, back when there was the fall out with Sams dad at around Christmas time. My thoughts on the kids are similar to what others have said, they seem to be very isolated and not socialised very well. I have seen people comment on their vlogs but of course the Schuermans never take notice! My son is a few month younger than P and my son has had speech and language therapy for over a year now. He was diagnosed with Autism 6months ago and has come on quite well since his diagnosis because he has had some extra help at nursery. His main issues are speech and socialising. I feel like P might have something along the same lines and I find it sad that they are not taking him to be assessed (or at least aren't telling us if they are). Lily also has poor speech but to be fair she isn't yet 3 so I don't think you could call it a 'concern' as yet... Anyway this makes me concerned because they just seem to not be bothering with the kids attending nursery (or kindergarten, whatever you call it, I'm in the UK haha), it seems like they want to keep these poor kids as babies and it isn't right... Wondering what other people's thoughts are on that? I hope they read this, the kids need to be amongst other kids and P definitely needs an assessment. I'm not a professional but am a mother of a 4year old Autistic boy... I see lots of similarities with Mr P and my boy x

[Kristina85]

I'm wondering.... They are renting, so this house belongs to someone. How, than they are comfortably showing Lily peeing on the carpet??? This was not the first incident and we also know that Norman is dribbling his urine on that carpet too !!
Norman also "rides" his big truck ON THE WALL!! All his ditsy mother did is said in a high pitch Mini Mouse voice : BE CAREFUL!!!!! DON"T SCRATCH THE WALLS !

Barbie, i thought the same thing regarding her urine on the carpet! I would never show my landlord that my dog pissed on the carpet; so why a child? Sam is stupid. I am almost convinced she lacks a brain. I mean really. She is not an intelligent person whatsoever.


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I don't think their landlord watches their vlogs. Hell, I doubt their landlord even knows what they do for work. I bet when people ask they say they work from home or I bet Jay says he works for YouTube


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[Kristina85]

Their view count is sooooo low on the vlogs. Time to hold another meeting, Jay!


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[Knightchaser27]

I am curious how the mindless zombies feel about Sam trying to keep the bf a secret

[Indilwen]

Happy Independence Day to my American friends!

[Pyramid11]

Jay - your Annual Focus Group is coming up.

July 18th!

Shall we get our comments/opinions/suggestions ready?

[runningon]

That bag of Doritos was massive and they just had another one a week ago at the beach. So two adults and two small children made it through that huge bag in a week?

[Pyramid11]

That bag of Doritos was massive and they just had another one a week ago at the beach. So two adults and two small children made it through that huge bag in a week?

I think they waste a lot

Edited: Wait - Jay eats it all

[Gossip Anonymous]

Happy Independence Day to my American friends!

Lovely picture!


-Gossip Anonymous