Sam Schuerman Part 43 - Circling the Drain

Post by **canadianjen** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:43 pm

Has anyone seen if the Montana house is still on the market?

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Post by **WednesdayAddamsSr** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:46 pm

canadianjen wrote:Has anyone seen if the Montana house is still on the market?

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Yes it is.

Post by **glowstar** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:46 pm

That's one of my favorite pictures of the Piglet. It's rare that we see a whole body shot and this is why. I kind of feel for Sam, it can't be easy having relations with a guy who's gut sticks out farther than his pecker.

Post by **hellyeah** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:51 pm

glowstar wrote:
michelle wrote:
Kristina85 wrote:Can you be anymore passive aggressive, fucker. Ughhhh I hate him!!

What a dipshit! The way they have been responding to comments is pathetic! Begging the one viewer not to unsubscribe and now this passive aggressive shit? The Schuermans don't know how to connect to people and that's why their channel will never grow. I can't wait to see them show up at Vidcon (that's the one in California, right?) and see Piggy walking around acting all entitled while nobody at all recognizes them. Who am I kidding? They probably won't go because they'd most definitely have to pay their own way.
This.

Jay, go see a therapist for your narcissistic personality disorder. You ask for constructive criticism and get pissed off when viewers offer it up. You aren't well. Please seek help.

Eventually the actual fans will tire of watching your white trash family loiter around Target and IKEA.

Why are they all the sudden actually responding to comments? People post comments and questions daily. All they ever got was a "thanks for watching." Fuck off Jay. You loser. Sam said the garage was Jay's domain. Good. Give that lazy ass something to do.

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Post by **glowstar** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:54 pm

hellyeah wrote:
glowstar wrote:
michelle wrote:
Kristina85 wrote:Can you be anymore passive aggressive, fucker. Ughhhh I hate him!!

What a dipshit! The way they have been responding to comments is pathetic! Begging the one viewer not to unsubscribe and now this passive aggressive shit? The Schuermans don't know how to connect to people and that's why their channel will never grow. I can't wait to see them show up at Vidcon (that's the one in California, right?) and see Piggy walking around acting all entitled while nobody at all recognizes them. Who am I kidding? They probably won't go because they'd most definitely have to pay their own way.
This.

Jay, go see a therapist for your narcissistic personality disorder. You ask for constructive criticism and get pissed off when viewers offer it up. You aren't well. Please seek help.

Eventually the actual fans will tire of watching your white trash family loiter around Target and IKEA.
Why are they all the sudden actually responding to comments? People post comments and questions daily. All they ever got was a "thanks for watching." Fuck off Jay. You loser. Sam said the garage was Jay's domain. Good. Give that lazy ass something to do.

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I'm sure Jay's idea of working in the garage = trolling GG and replying to YT comments. I mean, what else is he supposed to do out there?

Post by **poisonprincess21** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:55 pm

glowstar wrote:That's one of my favorite pictures of the Piglet. It's rare that we see a whole body shot and this is why. I kind of feel for Sam, it can't be easy having relations with a guy who's gut sticks out farther than his pecker.

Although with his piggy gut and her giant saggy boobs swinging about it's a wonder they managed to conceive 2 kids at all. Their bedroom antics = the stuff of nightmares...

Post by **Kristina85** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:57 pm

WednesdayAddamsSr wrote:
canadianjen wrote:Has anyone seen if the Montana house is still on the market?

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Yes it is.

It's got to be a fortune still paying the mortgage and rent on another place.

Post by **glowstar** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:58 pm

poisonprincess21 wrote:
glowstar wrote:That's one of my favorite pictures of the Piglet. It's rare that we see a whole body shot and this is why. I kind of feel for Sam, it can't be easy having relations with a guy who's gut sticks out farther than his pecker.
Although with his piggy gut and her giant saggy boobs swinging about it's a wonder they managed to conceive 2 kids at all. Their bedroom antics = the stuff of nightmares...

Perhaps we all misunderstood their use of olive oil as lubricant. Maybe it's used externally in their bedroom.

Post by **-forgetmenot** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:07 pm

poisonprincess21 wrote:
glowstar wrote:That's one of my favorite pictures of the Piglet. It's rare that we see a whole body shot and this is why. I kind of feel for Sam, it can't be easy having relations with a guy who's gut sticks out farther than his pecker.
Although with his piggy gut and her giant saggy boobs swinging about it's a wonder they managed to conceive 2 kids at all. Their bedroom antics = the stuff of nightmares...

HAHAHAHA

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Post by **WednesdayAddamsSr** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:09 pm

glowstar wrote:
poisonprincess21 wrote:
glowstar wrote:That's one of my favorite pictures of the Piglet. It's rare that we see a whole body shot and this is why. I kind of feel for Sam, it can't be easy having relations with a guy who's gut sticks out farther than his pecker.
Although with his piggy gut and her giant saggy boobs swinging about it's a wonder they managed to conceive 2 kids at all. Their bedroom antics = the stuff of nightmares...
Perhaps we all misunderstood their use of olive oil as lubricant. Maybe it's used externally in their bedroom.

The nasty visual my mind came up with after reading this... O.M.G! I can't stop laughing. Lisping Hamburgler prancing around with his too short legs, schmearing his girth with olive oil... And Scamatha oiling up her sandbags and screeching with her big horse teeth... Oh good god! I need to bleach my brain! Bwahahahaahaa!!!!

Post by **-forgetmenot** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:16 pm

'Schmearing his girth with olive oil' really wish I hadn't read that as I was about to go to sleep....

*shudder*

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Post by **WednesdayAddamsSr** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:09 pm

-forgetmenot wrote:'Schmearing his girth with olive oil' really wish I hadn't read that as I was about to go to sleep....

*shudder*

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By 'girth', I meant his stomach. I just realized what that word could be interpreted as... Ewe. Sorry.

Post by **AuntBee** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:44 pm

You guys have me chortling and here it is, almost time for another round of theschuermanshow starring Scam and Jobless in yet another white trash adventure. I guess this one will be Scam on her scamming trip to the orthodontist. No way are her teeth going to be straight unless they are planning on pulling some teeth and then leaving the apparatus on her teeth for ten years. They've been on about 9 months now and I can't tell a difference.

Post by **AuntBee** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:46 pm

I suspect, since they were not there, that the Schuermans were not invited to the latest Play List Live at Disney World. I bet they were burning up with jealousy.

Post by **Barbie888** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:53 pm

Jay Schuerman the famous mushroom men!

Sorry, Jay but you are JUST a small stocky insignificant field mushroom. I'm actually really surprised how did you even manage to find your tiny tool to produce those kids. Perhaps you used some sort of enhancement or an extension and that's why there are some inconsistencies with their developments.

Post by **B.Honest** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:06 pm

Kristina85 wrote:
WednesdayAddamsSr wrote:
canadianjen wrote:Has anyone seen if the Montana house is still on the market?

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Yes it is.
It's got to be a fortune still paying the mortgage and rent on another place.

I'll bet they aren't paying that mortgage ...

Post by **Nolagirl** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:22 pm

Cut the hair!! Give it a trim!! I know it's messy from having slept on it but it's just time for a hair cut!

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Post by **JustMe15** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:27 pm

I just love all of their animals. They have such a great temperament.

Post by **Nolagirl** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:34 pm

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Post by **canadianjen** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:40 pm

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I really hope someone just says "all of it!" Hahaha

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