Sam Schuerman ~ Part 33 REAL Mommies DON'T Shower!

[Desert Wind]

And we're off!

[gypsyfab]

GREAT thread name...

[lady may]

LOL at the thread name!


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[Barbie888]

Please , let's don't forget the infamous Thanksgiving dinner! I was busy to be "on top of it" but there it is ;Shelli cooking/slaving to make that day special for everyone
and this is what jobless is doing...what he knows the best: stuffing his face!
Jobless and Sam are stay at home parents ,unlike Shelli that works full time....in the mintime Shelli was able to cook all the food for everyone and jobless/sam bought a mint,stale cookies. ....But let's don't forget!!! They are famous YT personalities!

[jennibell]

and this is what jobless is doing...what he knows the best: stuffing his face!
Jobless and Sam are stay at home parents ,unlike Shelli that works full time....in the mintime Shelli was able to cook all the food for everyone and jobless/sam bought a mint,stale cookies. ....But let's don't forget!!! They are famous YT personalities!

Look at his red, sweaty face just sitting there stuffing his fug face. Sam should invest in a treadmill for her Pet Pig for Christmas, the kids have enough free toys from companies they don't her to buy more. She can even leach him up to the treadmill so he won't try to make a quick escape. He's starting to remind me of this little guy:

[jennibell]

And we're off!

She doesn't have to shower because she's a natural beauty don't ya know.
#real mommies don't shower and daddies have mandates.

[lady may]

Can't wait to see if her hair is still curly and tangled in the new vlog.


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[Mummabear]

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Sam just posted this (#begging) to Instagram and she's deleted the comment pointing out the cost but left the rest, you think you'd delete them all!

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Love the comment about the hint lol

[Mummabear]

^^ sorry pics got all jumbled somehow!

[CaliBeachBaby]

Please , let's don't forget the infamous Thanksgiving dinner! I was busy to be "on top of it" but there it is ;Shelli cooking/slaving to make that day special for everyone
and this is what jobless is doing...what he knows the best: stuffing his face!
Jobless and Sam are stay at home parents ,unlike Shelli that works full time....in the mintime Shelli was able to cook all the food for everyone and jobless/sam bought a mint,stale cookies. ....But let's don't forget!!! They are famous YT personalities!

I think I love Barbie888

[DeviliciousDrew]

I sort of thought the whole rose gold thing was on its way out! I haven't worn my mk rose gold watch in ages.

[michelle]

I'm sure Jobless will "buy" her the Tieks for Christmas, just like he "bought" her two pairs for her birthday. She probably received g/c's from Tieks and let Jobless pretend he paid for something. #getajobpiggy

[Scottiemom87]

I sort of thought the whole rose gold thing was on its way out! I haven't worn my mk rose gold watch in ages.

And I think that the turquoise on them ruin them. I know that's their signature thing but I don't care for it on these.


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[jennibell]

I'm sure Jobless will "buy" her the Tieks for Christmas, just like he "bought" her two pairs for her birthday. She probably received g/c's from Tieks and let Jobless pretend he paid for something. #getajobpiggy

HAHAHA that's exactly what's gonna happen Michelle, she'll even wrap them herself in tacky Hello Kitty wrapping paper.
She'll tell her minions dah-dee "got" her new Tieks and technically she'll be right because I'm sure he's forwarding Tieks an email with her IG post attached.

[gypsyfab]

Oh Barbie, that is too funny - Pig sucking on his hooves, God forbid he miss a drop of the food that Shelly slaved over while he fartbagged, lisped and watched his son play from the window!

[Pyramid11]

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[AuntBee]

I love the name of the thread! Real Mommies don't have TIME to shower - everyone knows that! And, if they do shower, they make their kids get in the shower with them so nothing baaaad happens to the babies. She really doesn't trust Jobless with them for 5 minutes but once in a while she has to leave them in his "care."

[Pyramid11]

I like how she says that the bike company contacted her.

No, Sam - they didn't contact you - they "replied" to the many, countless emails your pig sent them.

[michelle]

These two are just shameless. I was curious to see the value of the kids'...I mean Phoenix's new trike and base price is $75. Since the greedy jerks needed EVERY upgrade, it became a $215 trike. They could have held back a little, but nope...they totally needed the sun canopy when they never even go outside anyway. Plus, won't Phoenix be learning to ride a bicycle soon anyway? Oh wait, Jobless is too lazy to teach his kids anything but fartbagging.

[gypsyfab]

And I agree on the Tieks, not my thing. Especially paying that much for slippers with clashing turquoise on them. It is not the same as Christian Louboutin red.

Sam has never paid for a pair of those shoes, the company's marketing model is social push, so they are sent to bloggers, vloggers and personalities.