[/quote]Well we could all recreate one of his "recipes" without actually having the recipe to look at. Take one pound turkey meat; add some overcooked veggies, especially white broccoli; top with some sodium packed jar sauce and wah la. You have a Ham alpo moosh recipe. Next recipe: take some pre made pizza crust thing, top it with jarred pesto sauce, pine nuts and yummy goat cheese crumbles. Wah la- their famous goat cheese yuckness. This next recipe is SUPER easy: get in your car; drive to the nearest grocery store; go in; grab pre made rotisserie chicken; take it home; pull it apart; place on plate with grapes, and yogurt on the side. Wah la. Another Ham masterpiece meal. It's amazing he doesn't have his own cooking show yet. Jay- how do you make your pesto pasta? Easy, same way you make the pesto pizza but replace dough with noodles. Wah la. Just make sure at all meals you have a bunch of weird "sides.". We don't want you going hungry and we don't want the meal to make any kind of sense.[/quote]
Omg! you ladies are sure i top form ,i almost lost my cuppa there! I also think i`ve missed my calling ,truly,,when i toast my bagel i the morning ,or boil my egg i should be sharing it with the internet world ,`cos ,nobody`s ever done these things before!! 
Memo to self....buy block of cheddar ,loaf of bread ,bottle of ketchup ,and ,oh ,remember to put film i my camera!! This could be lifechanging!! 
BAHAHAHA!!!!! 
Now, if she had taken him in and had his little itchy, "buggy" booty treated... 
