Oh, no, no, no, no! It's not that simple. You see, the sun is out...and it is sweltering! It's too unsafe. Plus, Precious Angel refuses to cover his lucious blond locks with a hat and Sam obviously does not believe in sunscreen (as evidenced by her extensive sun damage)...so, it's only logical they lock the kids in the house all day.desertwind wrote:Precisely.lady may wrote:Apparently she doesn't realize how many parents would love to have a flat, secured backyard for kids to play in. She has a kitchen window and glass sliding doors where she can keep an eye on them, plus there is a door from the laundry room where she can watch them. If this was really about the kids, she'd fill up the pond or cover it for now. But it's not about worrying about the kids. Sam is worried about HERSELF, and how she will feel if the kids are outside letting their imaginations run wild, instead of in the house, stroking her selfish helicopter mom ego.
Sam. You selfish, twisted weirdo.
Cover or fill in the pond, put the saw away and turn those kids loose!
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Sunscreen is an expense that's just not important. Blush is important. Starbucks is important. Adult tutus and leopard print is important. Cameras and iPhones and bralettes are important. Sam and Jay are important.
Sunscreen, protein, educations, extracurricular activities for the children are not important. Phoenix and Lily are not important.
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Sunscreen, protein, educations, extracurricular activities for the children are not important. Phoenix and Lily are not important.
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^^^^How silly of me, I forgot the purpose of having children is solely to benefit the parents. Perpetuating weird social phobias, to qualify for food stamps (I do believe they get them), to make pennies on youtube, etc.
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Once again taking advantage of their minions stupidity with another "shocking" title. I bet it is the kids locking him out of a room. Or maybe Sam grew some balls and told him to stay out of her makeup room while she films...yeah right.lady may wrote:Kicking Daddy Out!!
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I'm beginning to think they might be on food stamps too. Those poor kids don't stand a chance. During the Focus Fail several minions suggested that they have another kid to bring in more views, since ya know, it worked for Judy and the SacconeJolys. And I thought, "as if this world needed another Schuerman kids to financially support."michelle wrote:^^^^How silly of me, I forgot the purpose of having children is solely to benefit the parents. Perpetuating weird social phobias, to qualify for food stamps (I do believe they get them), to make pennies on youtube, etc.
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Another kid would totally break Sam. She barely holds herself together now. But, I can see talking her into it. These two continuing to procreate makes me want to
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They can't have another kid. Three kids and a makeup room would equal the dirty mattress in the pinterest playroom!!
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Sam said on facebook she is having trouble getting the vlog up and it might not be up today. When she tries to post the vlog it says invalid request authentication expired. People replied saying other youtubers have been having trouble posting videos. That is the problem with having your family income dependent on youtube. What if youtube went down for a week or two? They would really be in trouble.
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DeviliciousDrew wrote:Sam reminds me a lot of my mother in law with the unflattering ill fitting juvenile clothing. She will flat out refuse to go up a size, muffin top busting at the seams oh well dammit I'm a size 6. She actually threw a baby tantrum for about a week last Christmas because I suggest she size up some jeans she was trying on and not low waisted (she's almost 60) Some women cannot let it go that they are no longer 18. I think Sam will be the same.
Actually the more I think of it my mother in law is a low rent Lisa Lisa D. Fake boobs, hair bleached to the end of its life. Thinks she is some sort of playboy bunny. Here's an exact quote from the other day "look at my titties in this shirt don't they look good" Seriously y'all she said titties and was dead serious about it. (indilwen I know you'll get a kick out of imagining that)
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They'll be fine. Hammy reads investment books.Nichole1983 wrote:Sam said on facebook she is having trouble getting the vlog up and it might not be up today. When she tries to post the vlog it says invalid request authentication expired. People replied saying other youtubers have been having trouble posting videos. That is the problem with having your family income dependent on youtube. What if youtube went down for a week or two? They would really be in trouble.
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michelle wrote:^^^^How silly of me, I forgot the purpose of having children is solely to benefit the parents. Perpetuating weird social phobias, to qualify for food stamps (I do believe they get them), to make pennies on youtube, etc.
Hey, they have to keep those kids (meal tickets) indoors where it's safe and there's no sun, wind, rain, bugs, dirt, squirrels, rabbits, or anything else that might hurt the kids (derail their reason for vlogging and making $$$).
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We are a one income family. Nothing scared me more than when the govt shut down and the pay of our military came in jeopardy of not coming in on time. We now have started to save for times like that. Atleast enough to pay our rent and utilities. I bet scam and her pig are panicking because that will cut into their cruise debt that is accumulating. All this investing and I bet they don't even have an 8month emergency fund.
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We can only hope Youtube issues will continue to prevent them from uploading...then, and only then, will they realize one of them has to go out into the "scary" world and get a real job. Then again, I'm sure it will result in another Sam meltdown, they won't even be able to afford the bottled water Phoenix brought her to calm her down. And, will be sitting idly by digging in his nose.Indilwen wrote:Hey, they have to keep those kids (meal tickets) indoors where it's safe and there's no sun, wind, rain, bugs, dirt, squirrels, rabbits, or anything else that might hurt the kids (derail their reason for vlogging and making $$$).
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I actually never thought about that, about youtube having issues and their $$ not coming in. Very interesting.
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Some stupid minion was telling Sam how "Playboy Hot" she looked the other day.DeviliciousDrew wrote:Sam reminds me a lot of my mother in law with the unflattering ill fitting juvenile clothing. She will flat out refuse to go up a size, muffin top busting at the seams oh well dammit I'm a size 6. She actually threw a baby tantrum for about a week last Christmas because I suggest she size up some jeans she was trying on and not low waisted (she's almost 60) Some women cannot let it go that they are no longer 18. I think Sam will be the same.
Actually the more I think of it my mother in law is a low rent Lisa Lisa D. Fake boobs, hair bleached to the end of its life. Thinks she is some sort of playboy bunny. Here's an exact quote from the other day "look at my titties in this shirt don't they look good" Seriously y'all she said titties and was dead serious about it. (indilwen I know you'll get a kick out of imagining that)
Sure, encourage her, you moron.
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Release the Kraken!DeviliciousDrew wrote:Didn't we later figure out the pond is in the front yard? If that is the case and the backyard is secure (which it looks to be) then all she needs to do is have his pig clean up after himself and take a xanax. Free Phoenix and Lily.desertwind wrote:Precisely.lady may wrote:Apparently she doesn't realize how many parents would love to have a flat, secured backyard for kids to play in. She has a kitchen window and glass sliding doors where she can keep an eye on them, plus there is a door from the laundry room where she can watch them. If this was really about the kids, she'd fill up the pond or cover it for now. But it's not about worrying about the kids. Sam is worried about HERSELF, and how she will feel if the kids are outside letting their imaginations run wild, instead of in the house, stroking her selfish helicopter mom ego.
Sam. You selfish, twisted weirdo.
Cover or fill in the pond, put the saw away and turn those kids loose!
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