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betinha29 wrote:The part where Sam was in the bathroom bitching about how her hair is greasy because the hairdresser didn't put enough hilights? I'm starting to believe Sam has never received a cosmetology license. Some of the things that come out of her mouth just stupefy me.

& Sam, your hair is greasy because you keep it under a hat all damn day.

What do you expect from a grown woman who can't read the difference: DRY SHAMPOO vs HAIRSPRAY? She's truly a moron.


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betinha29 wrote:The part where Sam was in the bathroom bitching about how her hair is greasy because the hairdresser didn't put enough hilights? I'm starting to believe Sam has never received a cosmetology license. Some of the things that come out of her mouth just stupefy me.

& Sam, your hair is greasy because you keep it under a hat all damn day.

What do you expect from a grown woman who can't read the difference: DRY SHAMPOO vs HAIRSPRAY? She's truly a moron.


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Are you serious? (I can't put myself through the torture of hate watching). Her stupidity is frightening!


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If she showered more often she probably wouldn't have a grease problem


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If she showered more often she probably wouldn't have a grease problem


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So they went to the gym (I guess. It sounded gym like but there's no definitive proof yet) and Sam did planks. It was on her snapchat. Already moaning and groaning.


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hellyeah wrote:So they went to the gym (I guess. It sounded gym like but there's no definitive proof yet) and Sam did planks. It was on her snapchat. Already moaning and groaning.


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She went to the gym with a FULL face of makeup! If her pores weren't already clogged they are now!


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Lmao at the Jobless Porker doing daily vlogs! Hahahahaha!

His first one is under 4 minutes and some of it is fast forwarded. He washed his truck and went to the grocery store and cooked some fish (literally just fish with lemon in tinfoil - nothing fancy). Boy oh boy that's an EXCITING day!!

When they were announcing this grand plan it sounded the same as all the other grand plans he has had for his YT "Career": Tech Guy Channel, Fitness Guy, Mountainbike Guy. All complete failures.

(Ps - his editing skills SUCK!)

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Here they are announcing the Jobless Daily Vlog. The expressions on their faces says it all!

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Lol. He's not a girl, but they won't cut or style his hair either. Might as well put a headband on. He's going to fall and break his nose one day because his hair is in his eyes. He's starting to resemble the dog.
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shanny2582 wrote:
hellyeah wrote:So they went to the gym (I guess. It sounded gym like but there's no definitive proof yet) and Sam did planks. It was on her snapchat. Already moaning and groaning.


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She went to the gym with a FULL face of makeup! If her pores weren't already clogged they are now!


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Exactly what I was thinking!! Watch out for more huge zits eww.
Again if S was smart she would do a gym makeup routine or gym routine or something interesting with it. I doubt she will.

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Kittypurry wrote:If she showered more often she probably wouldn't have a grease problem


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Ha, for real. It's been her failed resolution for years now. Was she expecting the highlights to dry out or wash her hair for her... Why doesn't she just ask for a wash if she is paying for it anyway? She's so stupid.

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betinha29 wrote:Image

Lol. He's not a girl, but they won't cut or style his hair either. Might as well put a headband on. He's going to fall and break his nose one day because his hair is in his eyes. He's starting to resemble the dog.
"He's not a girl" but he carries a purse and paints his nails. Wtf is a headband going to hurt at this point? Make it a damn sweatband and get the pig one too.

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shanny2582 wrote:
hellyeah wrote:So they went to the gym (I guess. It sounded gym like but there's no definitive proof yet) and Sam did planks. It was on her snapchat. Already moaning and groaning.


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She went to the gym with a FULL face of makeup! If her pores weren't already clogged they are now!


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Exactly what I was thinking!! Watch out for more huge zits eww.
Again if S was smart she would do a gym makeup routine or gym routine or something interesting with it. I doubt she will.

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A gym makeup routine is no makeup at all. I don't go to the gym to look cute. I go to sweat & lose weight. If anything, she should do a quick after-gym makeup routine. But that would involve her washing her face & we know she won't do that.
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You'd think that was a woman. But no. It's Jay...love handles & all. :rofl:

Lily eating dirty snow.
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Lily eating more dirty snow.
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& Then more dirty snow.
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In a span of 2 minutes, she ate a snow cone's worth of dog-peed/stepped on snow. Great parenting, Schuermans.
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Kudos to the person that said Jobless looks like olive :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I just had to !!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
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betinha29 wrote:Image

Lol. He's not a girl, but they won't cut or style his hair either. Might as well put a headband on. He's going to fall and break his nose one day because his hair is in his eyes. He's starting to resemble the dog.

He's not a girl but can use a pink wallet to hold "his" money. He's not a girl but he can paint his nails. So why can't he wear a headband again?

I love how people just race to defend the schuerman's. He PUSHES his hair out of his face but doesn't complain vocally which OBVIOUSLY means it doesn't bother him.


Speaking of hair: Image 1) who is this chick? Nobody special. The chick from "girls night." 2) would t it be awesome if Sam wanted to shave her head?!? Image


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Edie wrote:
betinha29 wrote:Image

Lol. He's not a girl, but they won't cut or style his hair either. Might as well put a headband on. He's going to fall and break his nose one day because his hair is in his eyes. He's starting to resemble the dog.
"He's not a girl" but he carries a purse and paints his nails. Wtf is a headband going to hurt at this point? Make it a damn sweatband and get the pig one too.


Ha! Edie I didn't see your post and I said the same thing!!!! LOL. We all think alike!


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Edie wrote:
betinha29 wrote:Image

Lol. He's not a girl, but they won't cut or style his hair either. Might as well put a headband on. He's going to fall and break his nose one day because his hair is in his eyes. He's starting to resemble the dog.
"He's not a girl" but he carries a purse and paints his nails. Wtf is a headband going to hurt at this point? Make it a damn sweatband and get the pig one too.
"Sam's not the type of mom who wants her kids to be uncomfortable."

...but she'll shove a camera in Lily's face when she's crying? We never see P crying because she edits it out, but Lily eating dogfood is on YouTube for everyone to see. Her fans are stupid.
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